shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
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ryan gosling i think you are at that age where you need to start having children here let me help you with that
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today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
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roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
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